I move like a slug...

Seriously, I post this stuff because I really want to  know if I'm the only one who experiences this stuff.  If anybody out there, anybody at all, can relate to anything here, please, PLEASE comment and let me know.  Surely I'm not the only person in the world who is the same way, does the same things and't  thinks the same as me. 

Why do I move like a slug?  It's 11:24 am here, and I am sitting in the same place doing the same thing as I was 2 hours ago.  I honestly don't know where my time goes.  Every day I wake up with a huge list of things I'm going to do that day, and at about 11:00 pm, I haven't done any of them, and I wonder where the time has gone.  I seriously don't just sit on the couch and watch TV, I'm always doing SOMETHING, but it just seems like it takes me 10 times as long to do ANYTHING as it does 'normies'.  Why is that? 

I get sidetracked so easily, like if I'm on the Then, when I have ideas when I'm doing something else, I have to stop what I'm doing to write it down so I don't forget, because I forget EVERYTHING as well.  And there is a certain order to doing things which often immobilizes me as well.  For example, If I need to go to the store, I want to get everything I need while I'm out, and in order to do that I need to fiind my list, then I need to check my coupon website to see what's on sale, then I have to go through my coupons, and in order to do that, I have to clean out my e-mail to  make sure I get all the e-mail coupons, then I have to print those and cut them out, then I have to  match up the coupons up with the sales...and by that time it is too late to go, so I skip it, and I rarely go to the store.  This is my life.  It makes me crazy. There's probably a reason I don't have a job.  I honestly don't know if I could handle a job...I don't know how I ever did it before...??